• King James Version

    1. In the seventh {month}, in the one and twentieth {day} of the month, came the word of the LORD by the prophet Haggai, saying, {by: Heb. by the hand of} / 2. Speak now to Zerubbabel the son of Shealtiel, governor of Judah, and to Joshua the son of Josedech, the high priest, and to the residue of the people, saying,

  • Norm

    Well, folks, it's time for a real blast from the past! We're gonna be taking a look at Haggai 2, which is all about rebuilding the temple of the Lord. That's right, this chapter is all about construction, but with a religious twist.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so let's talk about Haggai 2. What can you tell us about this chapter? Bible Expert: Well Joe, Haggai 2 is all about God's encouragement to the people of Israel to continue rebuilding the Temple.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, let's see. I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I thought I'd give you a quick summary of Haggai 2. Alex: [Sighs] Alright, go ahead… Contestant: Haggai 2 is all about rebuilding the temple that was destroyed by the Babylonians.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Ya heard me, ya bunch of maggots!? Now ya gonna listen up close, this here's Haggai 2! The Lord's speakin' to the people through a prophet, remindin' 'em to get their priorities straight! He's tellin' 'em to work on buildin' the temple and forget about their own houses for a while.

  • Batman

    Batman: I've been doing some investigating, Robin, and it looks like things aren't going quite as planned in Haggai 2. Robin: How so, Batman? Batman: Well, the people have been rebuilding the temple, but something seems to be wrong.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, listen, c'mon man, here's the deal - Haggai chapter two. Now, uh, you know, I'm not kidding, it's all about the temple. See here, Jack, my father used to say, when the Lord spoke through Haggai, it was literally like a fire was burning in his bones.

  • Donald Trump

    Haggai 2: Wow, what a chapter! So many great things happened. The Lord said to Zerubbabel "I am with you" - bigly! So many people were very excited. They knew God would help them get the temple built again, and it was terrific! And then the Lord spoke through Haggai and said "Believe me, I will shake the heavens and the earth".

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, let's talk about Haggai 2. Stewie: This is the chapter where God comes back to the Temple and tells them to rebuild it, right? Peter: That's right! They had been neglecting it and God was getting a little impatient.