Alex Trebek: Alright, so what do you do for a living?

Contestant: Well, I'm an avid reader of the Bible. I spend a lot of time studying and summarizing each chapter.

Alex Trebek: Oh, I see. Well, why don't you tell me about the book of 2 Timothy?

Contestant: Sure! In 2 Timothy, Paul encourages Timothy to be strong in the faith and remain loyal to the teachings of Jesus. He also warns Timothy to stay away from foolish and useless arguments, as this will only lead to further disagreement. Paul also urges Timothy to be patient and endure any hardship with endurance, trusting in the Lord and His promises. Finally, Paul encourages Timothy to be an example of faith and good deeds in order to share the gospel with others.

Alex Trebek: (sighs) Alright… Well, that was great. Ummm, why don't we move on to something else?