Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a little bit about yourself."

Contestant: "Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to tell you about the book of 2 Timothy. It's about a young man called Timothy, who is mentored by the Apostle Paul."

Alex Trebek: "Ah, very interesting. Anything else?"

Contestant: "Sure! In 2 Timothy, Paul encourages Timothy to be strong in the faith, to stand firm against false teachings, and to remain faithful to God no matter what. He also warns Timothy against those who would try to lead him astray."

Alex Trebek: [sighs] "Yes, yes. Anything else?"

Contestant: "Well, Paul also encourages Timothy to fan into flame the gift God has given him, and reminds him of the power of love and faith that God has given to believers."

Alex Trebek: [exasperated] "Yes, I'm sure that's very nice. But is there anything else you'd like to talk about? Something that doesn't involve the Bible?"

Contestant: "Well, I guess I could talk about my hobbies. I like to read and play sports."

Alex Trebek: [relieved] "Ah, yes! That's much better. So, tell me about your favorite book..."