Alex Trebek: Alright, so what do you do for a living?

Contestant: I'm a Bible scholar, so I spend my days studying the Bible.

Alex Trebek: Interesting! So what can you tell me about 1 Timothy 5?

Contestant: Well, it's an interesting chapter, because it outlines some of the duties of church leaders, and it also provides advice for how to behave and how to treat each other. It emphasizes the importance of honoring and supporting older members of the church, and it also speaks about taking care of widows and not treating them unfairly.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Okay, so what else can you tell me about the Bible?

Contestant: Well, 1 Timothy 5 also talks about the importance of avoiding laziness, and it encourages the younger members of the church to honor the older members. It also talks about the importance of being generous and looking out for the needs of others, and it warns against sinning in any way.

Alex Trebek: [Exasperated] Alright, I think we've heard enough about the Bible. Let's move on to something else.