Alex: So tell me a bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I think it's important to understand the Bible, and I want to give a summary of 1 Timothy 3.

Alex: [with a sigh] Okay, go ahead.

Contestant: 1 Timothy 3 talks about the qualifications for those who serve in the church. It says that an overseer should be of good character and be respected by the people. He must be able to manage his family well, be self-controlled and be able to teach others. Deacons must also be of good character, honest and respectful.

Alex: [sighs again] Alright, so you're interested in the Bible. Is there anything else you'd like to tell me?

Contestant: Yes, I think it's also important to understand the New Testament. I'd like to summarize 1 Thessalonians 3.

Alex: [Rolling his eyes] Sure, go ahead.