Alex Trebek: So, contestant, tell us a little about yourself!

Contestant: Well, Alex, I think it’s important to know the Bible, so I’d like to summarize 1 Timothy 2.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, if you insist. What does it say?

Contestant: 1 Timothy 2 talks about prayer, and how believers should pray for all people, no matter their social standing, in order to lead them to salvation. It also covers how men and women should conduct themselves in the church, and how men should lead the church.

Alex Trebek: [Rolls eyes] Anything else?

Contestant: Yes, Alex. It also speaks about how women should be modest, quiet, and respectful in the church, and how they should learn in silence and submission.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs heavily] Is that it?

Contestant: Yes, that’s it.

Alex Trebek: [Shakes head] Well, I guess that’s the end of this conversation. Moving on…