Alex Trebek: Alright, so what do you do for a living?

Contestant: Well, I'm actually a Bible student.

Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Alright, what can you tell me about Romans 5?

Contestant: Well, Romans 5 starts by emphasizing the greatness of God's love for us in that He sent His only Son to die for us while we were still sinners. It then goes on to explain that because of Jesus' death, we have been brought into a right relationship with God, and we now have access to eternal life. In this chapter, Paul also explains that the death of Jesus was a once-and-for-all transaction, and that it was sufficient to cover all our sins. Finally, we learn that while all of us have sinned and fallen short of God's glory, we are still declared righteous through Jesus' sacrifice.

Alex Trebek: (Rolls his eyes) Alright, let's move on to another topic.