Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a little about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a fan of the Bible, and I thought I'd share a summary of James 5 with you.

Alex Trebek: Oh...uh...alright then.

Contestant: So in James 5, it talks about patience and perseverance in the face of suffering, and how we should pray for one another in times of trouble. It also talks about the power of the tongue and how we should use it to speak life and truth.

Alex Trebek: Okay...well, how about we talk about something else?

Contestant: Sure, but before I do, I want to mention that James 5 also talks about the importance of being patient with our wealth, and living as though we don't need it.

Alex Trebek: (Sigh) Alright, but can we please talk about something else now?

Contestant: You got it.